who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
Maybe if you had seduced it with a rock….
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I wonder what serial killers do in their off time? Like what does Jason do on Saturday, the Fourteenth? I like to imagine he drinks warm tea with like Freddy Kruger because.. it just feels right.
this man was once in charge of australia
he is in charge again
Well maybe in taxes he’ll charge them Fifty Cents
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Names are kind of odd aren’t they? I mean your parents basically give you a sound that will identify you as a person for the rest of your life..
Naturally when you brought up Spongebob I immediately fell in love with you…